No, I am not in your bushes watching you through binoculars while eating pork rinds, why do you ask?

Oh, you just waved. .... shit.

Hi. I'm stalking you. :) Wait that sounded really creeper-tastic. But, your fic is marvelous, and ferinough told me that it would not be THAT creepy to friend your LJ. I just thought I'd tell you so you weren't like "omg what is this ho doing on my friend of list?!"