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Request Meme Part Two: Son of Request Meme

IT LIVES.

I've been working on something kind of epic and I need a break from it, SO:
Request ficlets of any Arashi pairing/moresome!
(Esoteric fandoms also available: Jiro Wang/Danson Tang, S.H.E)
I do write adult material, but I can't promise it for every prompt >__>
Please check the last meme's requests before making your own :D
Of course, whoever commented last time is WELCOME to request again!

EDIT: Requests now closed! I will be finishing all the prompts thus far :D

Off The Record Nino/Britney Spears, for

happenstanc3 PG-13
Revisions Nino/Jun, unexpected and acting, for

rinalin PG-13
The Usual Aiba/Arashi, friendship and birthdays, for

i_am_zan PG-13 (implied fivesome)
Synonyms Sho/Nino, possessive!Nino, for

blood_opal R
Occupational Hazard Senior Nan/Xiu-Yi, for

font Pg-13ish
Minor Mishaps Aiba/Jun, planning a party, for

binmusic R (language)
Curious Nature Jun/Nino, "Nino's been a naughty boy this year," for

fluttering NC-17
The Only Thing Worse Than Fantasy Football gen, slight Ohno/Arashi, "Arashi wants Ohno to know that fishing isn't the most fun thing to do," for

mirai_kazuko PG
Sure Ohno/Jun for

alexiela light R
see the ohmiya, feel the shine gen, Ohno/Nino, the group tries to promote Ohmiya, crackfic, for

yay_box PG

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I WANTED TO WRITE THESE IN ORDER BUT THIS ONE JUST HAD TO BE WRITTEN FIRST.

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Jun says he likes Britney because “she’s too much of a train wreck not to love,” but Nino thinks that sounds more like pity and maybe a little morbid fascination.

Nino likes Britney because when she came running up to his car after filming and gestured for him to roll down his window, she used lots of simple English words like “good bar” and “I’ll pay.” He liked that she didn’t order girly drinks, and that she flicked off the old man craning his neck around a pillar to look at their corner table (hell, he even found her calling Arashi “the phone commercial guys” somewhat endearing).

There was just something likeable about Britney, to the point that Nino found the foreign words on his tongue before he could even stop them.

“Do you like magic?” he asked, in English.

Britney set down her glass and turned to Nino, wide-eyed.

“I love magic,” she said, entirely serious.

Nino pulled his cards from his pocket and led her through a trick. He couldn’t do much vamping with his limited English, but he found it wasn’t necessary. When he showed Britney the original card, her surprised squeal sent several more middle-aged men turning their way. Nino became acutely aware that the pair of them must have looked suspiciously like Ninomiya Kazunari and Britney Spears.

“We should go,” he suggested, smiling awkwardly as he pocketed his deck.

“Aw, Neenoh,” she whined. “Come on. We’re having fun!”

“Yes. People see us,” he replied, sentence forming slowly over his slight buzz.

Britney’s peered over her shoulder (casually, as though she might not have a room of people staring at her), and nodded with a thoughtful frown.

“We could go to my hotel,” she proposed.

Nino choked on his drink.

“Not like that, silly,” Britney snorted, rolling her eyes. “I wanna see your magic tricks. Besides, if I go back alone they’re all going to yell at me.”

“They don’t yell if I come?”

“Not until tomorrow, at least.”

“You are crazy,” Nino mumbled in Japanese, amused.

“You just called me crazy, didn’t you?” Britney accused, pointing a finger.

“You don’t speak-” Nino started, surprised.

“I don’t have to,” Britney interrupted, taking a long swig of her drink. “I can understand crazy in any language.”

Nino stared at Britney for a moment before sighing the long-suffering sigh of someone unaccustomed to being a gentleman. Britney paid their tab, as promised, and was in high spirits on her way back to the car, bouncing and humming and ignoring the other patrons nearly hanging out the door to watch her leave.

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“You know,” Britney drawled, stretching her arms back to touch the headboard. “I’ve never had sex with an Asian guy.”

“Me neither,” Nino answered.

Well, not really, he thought.

Britney giggled and Nino abandoned his Gamecube controller to flop back on the bed with her, staring up at the tacky gold vines painted across the ceiling. He felt the mattress shift under him. Britney’s manicured nails trailed lightly down his arm. If he shivered, it was a manly shiver. Britney leaned in and brushed their lips together.

Nino was the first to smirk, but Britney quickly cracked as well, rolling off of Nino and across the bed in peals of laughter.

“I’m sorry,” they both said.

Britney tried to look Nino in the eye but niether could stop giggling.

“Are you gay?” she asked, still beaming as she tilted her head.

Nino frowned, shaking his head.

“No,” he answered.

Not really, he thought.

“Good,” Britney sighed. “Cause sometimes the gay ones try to, like, steal a lock of my hair.”

“Why you came after my car?” Nino asked, suddenly curious.

“Honestly, you were the smallest.”

“Sorry?”

“Like, I figured, if I had to, you know, fight you off? I could.”

“I have to fight you off!” Nino protested, laughing at Britney laughing at herself.

“I’m terrible, I know it,” Britney apologized, trying to catch her breath.

“You’re okay,” Nino assured her.

Britney smiled at him again, but it was a different, sad smile. It made Nino reach for his cards again, amused by the immediate clapping and excitement.

“Wait, wait, let me get Brett,” she said suddenly, scrambling out of bed and grabbing her cell phone.

It seemed that Britney’s assistants really were going to wait until morning to chew her out for running off on them, so Nino spent the rest of the night entertaining “the staff,” first with magic tricks, then, after a cranky translator was pulled out of sleep, with stories about Clint Eastwood (“I think I rented it,” Britney told him. “But I always fall asleep when I watch movies at home.”).

Nino woke up late the next morning to find that Britney had left him all the parts of her gift baskets that she didn’t want. He was a little annoyed that the whole group had just left him asleep on the couch, but he immediately perked up when he found two mails from Jun on his cell phone. He hit redial as he sifted through the second-hand swag.

“Hello?”

“Britney Spears thinks you look gay.”

“What?”

“She said Sho is the hot one and you’re the gay one.”

“She, you, how,” Jun stammered. “WHAT?”

Nino hung up and smiled to himself, holding up a sheet of hotel notepaper with a full list of contact details, including e-mail, a hastily scribbled stick-figure with a top hat and a rabbit decorating the left corner.

Nino geniunely likes Britney Spears, but he loves upsetting Jun.

JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M ON THE VERGE OF CRYING. TEARS OF JOY, MIND YOU. I THINK THEY ARE MY NEW OTP. ASDFGHJJKL HAVE I PROPOSED TO YOU YET?

AKDFAJLDFAJFS THEY REALLY WOULD PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER AND SHE WOULD TEACH HIM HOW TO TALK WITH A TWANG.

ALSO, HAPPILY I ACCEPT.

CRYING. THEY TOTALLY WOULD. AND NINO WOULD TEACH HER JAPANESE SNARK 101. THEN THEY WOULD GET DRUNK AND PRANKCALL JUN ALL NIGHT LONG.

NINO WOULD BRING JUN ONE OF BRITNEY'S EXTENSIONS AND GAUGE HIS REACTION.

JUN WOULD PUT ON A COOL EXPRESSION AND KEEP IT FOR ABOUT 3.2 SECONDS BEFORE CRACKING.

THEN THE TABLOID PHOTOS WILL COME OUT AND NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THEM

ASDFGHJKL I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD DRAW FANART.

“I don’t have to,” Britney interrupted, taking a long swig of her drink. “I can understand crazy in any language.”

So, this is epic. *_*

I was about to say the same thing. *___*

...that was seriously all kinds of amazing.

I'm dying for this Heyx3.

Oh my oh my god Oh my god!!!!

And and you didn't make her skanky! (is that even a real word!) Uhmm I shouldn;t even like it but har!!!!

Love just love!

...Can I marry you too?

a;slfjkd I THINK I LOVE YOU.

I just want to pick your brain and know where all this amazingness comes from because this is PURE LOVE. I'll admit, I couldn't really see it in my head but after reading this I'm like totally for Britney/Nino BFF-ery ♥

And we all know Jun fangirls Britney XD

“Good,” Britney sighed. “Cause sometimes the gay ones try to, like, steal a lock of my hair.”

this is really the line that leaves me incoherent. i keep coming back to it and losing it. so: nino's english asfdjasfdkjafjkasfkjds, "if he shivered, it was a manly shiver," iluiluilusssssssssssssssssmmmmmmm!!!! “I have to fight you off!” seriously i love them both so much anyway, "the long-suffering sigh of someone unaccustomed to being a gentleman" i can't even tell you which one i love more.

jun ♥

OH MY GOD THIS IS A THING OF FUCKING BEAUTY. :)))))

DYING OH GOD

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

OH MY GOD

Was pimped over by [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]

YOU ARE GENIUS IN EVERY BIT OF THE WORD. AND I ALSO JOIN IN THE CROWD OF PEOPLE PRAISING YOU AND YOUR CREATION.

WRITE MORE?~

Lol, a year and a half later, but still as epic and hilarious. FANTASTIC!!

the best is him calling Jun XDD (and i think a lot of people think the same XDD well, i do at least :P)

This is amazing!!
But poor Jun xP
I really like how you wrote this~

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